01-31-12 – Cleveland, OH>Detroit, MI – We are a f***ing hard rock band, first off. We are in need of members. Here are the requirements:
-Must be male and SERIOUS.
Please, we take our music very seriously. We love having fun, but we are serious about the music.
-Be content with not getting paid for every show. We intend on playing out as often as possible, which means at times playing for free.
-Living with the band. It’d be nice. As said above, we really are serious about this, because we love music. Myself (lead) and the other guitarist are going to move into a place together asafp. We would love it if you would also, or at least be able to practice some weeknights quite often until late.
-At least 18, no older than 24. Please be out of high school.
-We are NOT a cover band. We may do a cover, but it is all original material otherwise.
-Please be able to enjoy some “sodas,” if you catch my drift.
-Vocals: We are looking for extremes. Either a Lemmy if you can pull that low register growl off and make it sound cool (NOT DEATH METAL). Or, what we really want, more of a high register kinda thing, an “Axl” if you will. We REALLY are looking for a unique voice!!
We want somebody like Vince Neil/Axl Rose/David Lee Roth that can hit those high notes. We also would prefer a frontman, rather than the bass player singing (unless of course you can pull that off). Please, don’t be like the last guy that contacted us about vocals and merely talk over some riffs.
-Please be able to man up and voice your opinions whenever you feel appropriate and necesssary. We have egos (this is also desirable), but we wanna get along. Also, be positive!!!! About the music, about the look, about the mindset, everything! We wanna be happy, not arguing!!
-We are going for an image. Too many metal bands and rock bands in this area don’t have one. Think of what we were influenced by-GNR, VH, Crue (no makeup, but some wild s***). Stones, that sort of thing. Denim, leather, and jewelry basically.
-We also have a “don’t give a crap” attitude. We don’t want parents to like us, and want to be viewed as pretty wild. Go a little nuts on stage. Be known for “inpropper” behavior.
-If you have some “habits” some view as “nutty” or whatever, don’t be shy. We will not kick you out for anything like that, as said we like some “fun.”
Contact me. If you’ve read this far, Ihave faith that you’re interested. — Submit Yourself To This Role Now: 1