01-08-12 – New York City, NY>Philadelphia, PA – Guitarist into Rock/Blues/Pop. I want to write songs with a singer who can actually sing. Don’t even waste mine or your time if you don’t have an mp3 to send. It means you suck. Most girls are bullshiters on this site so you probably shouldn’t even reply if you’re a girl. If you’re a girl who thinks can sing these styles then i’d love to hear you, but so far all 20 of you suck that i’ve heard so far. If you know how to read then you’ll see i mentioned ROCK,BLUES and POP. That means what it means. You can sing rock, blues and pop. I don’t want to get replies from singers who can sing pop only. I’m assuming you know how to read, so the words rock and blues should be pretty clear to you. If you can’t sit down with an acoustic guitar and sing a blues song right on the spot, DON’T WASTE MY TIME! If you can’t sing blues, it means you suck. If you think i want to do blues music exclusively then don’t bother responding. It means you don’t know how to read. Also, if you don’t know what the words “improvise” and Ad-Lib” mean then move on to the next ad. This site is unbelievable! I have never seen a collection of more horrible “musicians” in my life! If you can’t create a melody instantaneously to one guitar chord on the spot, don’t waste my time. It means you have absolutely no clue about music. I can’t wait to see the negative responses to this ad. That definitely means you suck, because if you actually have talent you’ll understand why i’m so frustrated writing this. One year on this site, 20 singers and nothing but garbage. I love when someone says they can sing rock and then start singing a Maroon 5 song and then destroying it. I’m 42 so if that scares you it means you’re clueless about music. I love when i don’t get responses back when i put my age. I bet you would have no problem working with David Foster though. The guy’s 62 years old and is a great writer, but because he’s famous and works with Beyonce and shitty American Idol singers you’ll gladly lick the bottom of his shoes to write with him, and forget all about his age. I don’t want to date and hang out with any of you. I just want to write with you. So if you’re an entitled, spoiled little brat that thinks it’s weird to write music with someone my age (that is, if you’re younger than me) then it means you really don’t have a clue about writing mus — Submit Yourself To This Role Now: 1

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